midnight caller

Someone who calls you during the middle of the night wanting to participate in sexual activities.

Hey dave, that psyco chick with the one leg is a midnight caller.

by yolonathan January 14, 2018

Cop-Caller

A cowardly, sniveling and conniving individual who frequently uses the police or other authorities as a means to harass and/or torment those with whom they are socially disenchanted. Not to be confused with an individual who has been known at times to summon the authorities for legitimate reasons.

"Mikayla is such a cop-caller! She called CPS and told them to take my daughter away 'because of all the porn in my house.' Really, she's just butt-hurt that I wouldn't let her live here anymore."

by The Anti-Snitch October 17, 2011

callete lo sico

means in spanish shut the fuck up

yanis : estupida tarada.

maria : callete lo sico pendeja

by hoodraat 12 May 13, 2010

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

CASLED

(v). When Canada's Anti-Spam Law (CASL) prevents you from receiving content that can have a huge impact on your life.

I must have been CASLED, I didn't receive any of those informative Winshuttle emails!

by Winshuttle June 12, 2015

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Caledfwlch

It is the eponym of Excalibur, from the "Sword in the Stone" story in Arthurian legend.

Person A: Hey, what was the sword in the Sword in the Stone story called again?
Person B: Well, its name in the story is Excalibur, but the name itself comes from a Welsh name — Caledfwlch.
Person A: Oh. I didn't need to know all that, but thanks anyway, I guess.

by d.strides September 30, 2019