Boyfriend Code #1

As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.

“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”

“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”

by VikingLad September 30, 2021

boyfriend asmr

A name for a style of audio roleplay by VAs focused on intimate relationships, often used on YouTube where the audio stops right before it becomes sexual and then linked away to a site that allows more sexual content and/or includes a paywall.

The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.

The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.

Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.

It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.

It is basically audio porn.

I found this guy that boyfriend asmr on YouTube.

by Laura Some Number October 14, 2022

The Boyle Effect

The surprise and delight experienced when something is significantly better than originally anticipated. As per Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent. The judges and audience expected a poor performance based on Susan’s frumpy appearance, but once they heard her beautiful voice – were completely overwhelmed and duly erupted into rapturous applause. If Susan had been more ‘visually appealing’, they would have expected a good performance, and consequently been less moved by the experience.

Real Estate Agent: So....what do you think of the apartment, is it what you are looking for?

House hunter: I love it! I was not expecting it to be anywhere as good as this... the pictures didn’t do it justice. Where are the papers? I must sign up today. Do you think I could get a two year lease?

Real Estate Agent: Gotta love The Boyle Effect.... works every time!

by Grounds April 25, 2009

Super Boyfriend Mode

When you go above and beyond the call of duty to do something for your girlfriend.

Emily: It's 5 am. Why are you still up?
Kyle: My girlfriend Becky can't sleep so I'm keeping her company on MSN.
Emily: I'm going to bed. Good luck staying awake.
Kyle: I'll be fine, super boyfriend mode has kicked in.

by Pudge Jefferson January 4, 2010

Andy Boyle

The latin term for the pubic hair on the head.

Cam: Wow, that guy has such Andy Boyle hair!
Joe: Yeah, the only thing missing is the penis.

by Blandyy May 16, 2011

toxic boyfriend

A boy who fights with you all the time and spreads rumors about you while your dating.

“Dude, Ryan on Quotev.com is such a toxic boyfriend. Did you hear what he did to his ex?”

by pesticides November 11, 2018

Assistant Boyfriend

1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;

2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend

Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.

by IBK90 December 4, 2019