Average Nebraskan

The Average Nebraskan - the manual pleasuring of a woman driver via hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016

Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022

Aggresively average

Someone who is average in all aspects

He is aggresively average

by Uni. 9832 January 4, 2022

Average Lollander

Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.

Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'

by LevB3 March 5, 2022