Philips soon

another way of saying 2 hours, or 59 minutes

Philip said he'll be back soon, and you know what philips soon means

by rat/rat/rat August 8, 2022

soon

Never, or in a large period of time; almost 80 years.

“The Roblox Ink Game update comes out soon!”

by DamagedOC October 29, 2025

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

soon

the word is banned, we don’t use it, we don’t trust it.

“i’m hoping to come back to streams soon”
“coming back soon”
“chippy soon”
“s-word”

by meyha January 31, 2021

Soon Be Rated

a term used by roadmen or drillers in the uk to say "i will be popular soon"

"bro ur songs are underrated bro"
"i know my bro soon be rated"
"mandem ahlie?"
"ahlie"

by poopeater445 August 21, 2021

Soon™

When you acknowledge the importance of a feature to be added to your game, but you do not know when it will be done, however, you must keep up appearances and hype up the playerbase, so you have to have to lie about the timeframe of the release.

- Hey Nikita, when are you releasing the modular armor update you promised years ago?
- Soon™

by Aiden1408 April 18, 2022

Soon™

Beat Saber Modding Group's equivalent of between 2 days and 5 years.

"When will this mod be be updated?"
"Soon™"

by Number1S0n August 3, 2021