relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

Miss Wipe

when you wipe your ass after a shit and get a bit on your hand.

fuuuuuck i just miss wiped. i’m gonna cut off my hand.

by angie003 May 23, 2020

Ass wipe

Ass wipe means "YOU DUMBASS"

Clean up the kitchen ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018

No Wipe December

A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.

Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.

by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020

Grape Wipe

Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser

Nate is such a GRAPE WIPE

by RedPepperCookie March 2, 2022

Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.

Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay

by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023

Vagi-wipe

Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.

I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.

by Pink sparklies December 23, 2014