Smelly Kelly

A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.

I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.

by Pantsakins February 21, 2005

smelly cock

male version of smelly box

Pointy

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Smelly Bogies

After a heavy night on the town your nose is generally blocked up with all the crap from smoke etc..

Smelly Bogies are black and dry!!

Did u 'ave a good night?

yeh! but got smelly bogies 'init.

by The Kid is a legend October 28, 2007

Smelly Cough

When a person (usually a woman) coughs to cover the sound of a fart, but cant conceal the smell.=, hence smelly cough.

Sandie: "cough" pffrrtt "cough"
KC: "oh man, you have smelly coughs again"

by Chizzy_McChizz December 22, 2009

Big Smelly

A person holding a prestigious position in a skill or trade who often looks down on colleagues of a lesser position within their own field.

My boss is a big smelly

by Kdogrock December 14, 2019

smelly cunt

you.

hey have u seen smelly cunt? oh. its you.

by shainalmao March 29, 2021

smelly dog

When you are having vaginal sex with a women, doggy style, and she poops on your dick.

"That damm kinky gurl gave me a smelly dog last night!"

by LordLucy666 July 6, 2006