shed scrolling

scrolling through shedtwt (self harm + eating disorder twitter)

“I’ve been shed scrolling to distract myself”

by asterr_0 March 2, 2024

Sex shed

Online sex store.

I bought my dildos at The Sex Shed.

by Medovski87 November 18, 2023

Stable shed

Stable shed is when u have realised something but ur so autismic that u can’t spell and so stable shed is a much easier option.

Friend 1 “omg I just stable shed that she is so autismic that she can’t spell

by Autismic chap November 13, 2019

buckets in the shed

it means you do something and you regret it

mark:i put the buckets in the shed

shawn:okay now put the hose in the-what did you do this time??
mark:a bad thing

by the weirdo unicorn January 3, 2021

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019

the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.

- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !

by Ima Potato June 1, 2024