skeleton mermaid

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Robert is a mermaid horsey girl!

by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022

Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

Mermaid

Bunch of hot babes that live in the sea and are actually lesbians. In their free time they like to lure men to death.

Mermaids make love with eachother. Men are trash.

by Moonlight mermaid May 4, 2018