Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit
You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head
by MinnieGenie January 06, 2020
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A male exclusive game consisting into sneakily unzipping your pants, in order to let one of your testicles out.

Once the ball is free, the dude has to act normal, until someone notices the testicle.

That person has to point the kiwi with its finger, and yell "KIWI!".
"KIWI!"
by Orichalque June 07, 2017
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Kinda like a slave.

The average people of New Zealand, a country in the South Pacific with extreme centrist politics and deep resentment for anything that suffers. They’re lovely people, just don’t expect them to care much about anything outside their sphere.

Rogernomics has pervaded every aspect of the known universe to the typical kiwi, a blind and gormless creature trapped on an island under dark and mysterious foreign influences. Socially defined by the legacy of Jimmy Busby (a legendary Aussie pisshead,) together Billy Hobson and his Merry Band of Psychopaths, The NZ Police, better known as ‘The Pigs’, continue to enforce the marginalisation of anything that looks weird to them, thus defining the general mood of entitled NIMBYism amongst kiwis, the aspiring Mum & Dad Investor.

Whilst kiwis are held up as an emblem of New Zealand, they are in fact quite rare. Most of them are actually experimental automatons, deployed to model optimal consumer behaviour in order to test new and novel population level manipulation techniques in a controlled environment. Kiwis are test subjects, mostly ignorant of their surreptitious paradigm of self determination and participation in wider society.
When we first arrived in New Zealand, my family and I were so grateful for the opportunity. Kiwis were so nice and welcoming and everybody was so kind, I got a job in a taxi which paid almost as much as I earned as an orthopaedic surgeon in India. The hospitals here are fine establishments, the kiwi doctors were very professional when my son was beaten to bloody pulp at school for being different. Our kiwi landlord is a kind man, he’s giving us a big discount so we only pay $22,000 a month for a very comfortable apartment in Sandringham, and there are only nine families sharing two showers and three toilets! I’m sure he will repair the holes and leaks soon, it’s only been three years since we mentioned it to him and he’s very busy with all his RSE workers.
by Mr42 November 18, 2021
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A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically
I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!
by diamonditsl August 15, 2023
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A term used to describe a desirable female. One that is curvy and usually has a sizable behind.
Damn! She BEEN eating Kiwi huh? She really walking round here will all dat ass!
by YaBoyMoses June 24, 2020
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The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.
N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE
by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021
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