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show me your ass

this phrase is meant as another way of saying you have a piss kink
by GARBAGEMAN12 April 15, 2021
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fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.
Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)
by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008
mugGet the fart higher than your assmug.

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
by anonymous January 29, 2005
mugGet the your ass is grass and I'm the mowermug.

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
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rabbits flying out your ass

An expression describing someone who has magic happening all around them.
Well Sir, I see that you are not just insanely lucky but that you must have rabbits flying out your ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2021
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blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
by Mizzrey September 13, 2013
mugGet the blowing smoke up your assmug.

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