Wisconsin Booby Tassles

The act of one getting so bored while living in Wisconsin, that they take the alligator clips usually used to jump start a car battery, attach them to their nipples and to a car battery, and then procede to ask a friend to rev your car engine

God Damn, Wisconsin is boring in the winter! Lets go make some Wisconsin Booby Tassles

by Abby Hager April 25, 2006

Wisconsin

-those people can drink their asses off
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!

The hottest boys in Illinois come out of Wisconsin.

by SnookiBear1988 May 27, 2011

Wisconsin Woody

When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.

I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.

by Indy Tim Wilson February 22, 2008

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

Wisconsin Cheese Wheel

When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.

Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.

duck butter 69 defecate fromundacheese hot carl poop dirty sanchez cleveland steamer blumpkin wisconsin cheese wheel

by cheese girl May 24, 2009

Wisconsin

um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys...
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!

"hey mom"
"yea"
"let's go get fuckin' ripped"
"Fuckin A right"
we love fuckin' Wisconsin..

by hurleyhoe December 1, 2007

wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

by n8t-n February 20, 2011