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White Girl Story

A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.
Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™
White Girl Story by Vigarita November 26, 2019

Juicy white girl 

White girl with a wide ass and a tight coochie
I seen the juicy white girl in the club and she was thick as hell
Juicy white girl by Sjxo November 20, 2016

Basic White Girl 

Let’s see some examples:
-Scrunchies
-Crop-tops
-AirPods
-Checkered Vans
-Hot Cheetos
-Ripped jeans that show 3/4 of your legs
-Over-sized hoodies
-Messy blonde buns
basic White girl: OMg OMG OMGGG SISTERS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE TEA *crunches on hot cheeto*
Basic White Girl 2: WHAT IS THE TEA SIS!?
Basic White girl: BASIC WHITE GIRL 3 STOLE MY SPECIAL EDITION CHECKERED AIRPODS!
Basic White girl 2: omg I can’t even even!

Basic White Girl 

A girl that claims she’s different when shes doing everything other people do. She spends all her father’s money buying Brandy Melville shirts that look the same. She uses black slang around black girls. She strives to be everyone’s favorite when she’s really just annoying. She makes fun of black woman for wearing protective styles when her hair is oily and it hasn’t been washed in months.
Basic White Girl: I’m so quirky hahah

Random: no you’re not, you’re just obnoxious

Straight white girl 

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.
Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.
"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."
White Girl Tax by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013