weed

Weed can either bring peace or dreaded chaos.....it gives you an effect that is a little bit more pleasent than getting drunk. Sometimes the craving of weed can destroy the need to love and be loved...weed becomes the love, and of course other stoners are your "lovers" but the relationship only goes as far as the weed goes besides from the weed stoner relationships are dull. Used sometimes immaturaly by naive teenagers...weed is good for you if used right used too much can make your life a fantasy world. Sometimes people say weed brings peace and weed is the andswer to all lives questions....this is just an insecurity effect, for some people, they turn to weed because they are insecure. Weed destroys true love between two intelligent people if one falls for weed more than they notice how lucky they are to have a beautiful person to love them. Weed can be a medicine or a demon that will eat away your sanity....weed also takes harsh effect on you for the smoke is extreamly strong it will make you look like shit if you smoke it for more than 5 years. If you want to remain beautiful strong sexy and intelligent weed is best not for you.
Weed destroys your pleasure glands...therefore the sex gets worse the more you smoke....
by Slim Tim June 10, 2006
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something that you smoke to get high and forget what u did the last night
i saw jake pj and brooke smoking the weed yesturday...hahahahahahahareally
by brooke March 30, 2003
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something that my mom used to make me pick out of the dirt to help her flowers
by T-Bizzcuit March 29, 2010
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a word that people who smoke pot use and used by pussies who wish they smoked weed and pretend to on the internet cuz there pussies
I smoke weed pass me that there green joint dank thing
by tuna May 16, 2003
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Bad things:

For LOW LIFE losers who have no job and just smoke up in their parents basement and play video games. they also are unattractive and smell like shit.
usually 90% of high school kids brag about it and think they are soo cool. when they really have nothing to live for. its for people who dont know how to have fun.

good things: helps in hospitals to cure sickness and take away pain. thats about it
guy1: Mann i just popped 3 zannies, and smoked 2 L'S. im totally messed up mann.

guy2: dude, just because you smoke weed, dont think ur all that cool

guy1: mann your not cool if you dont smoke weed

guy 2: wow ur totally cool, atleast im getting somewhere in life. good luck with your addiction
by yourNOTcool April 11, 2010
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Best shit in the world. Makes everybody happy.
"Hey bro im feelin good from this weed you gave me."
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Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"
guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."
(a sort time later...)
guy1: "man i am so high right now"
guy2: "back at ya bro."
by LML Money July 16, 2010
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