Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Weave

A balding man’s wig

BRO HIS WEAVE FELL OFF

by correctman August 23, 2021

Weave the Cheese

67

Weave the cheese.

by SmolCabbages November 1, 2025

Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave

“Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
“That guy over there weaved me!”

by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019

Weave

Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough

Weave is horse hair.

by High class person March 4, 2019

Weave

A nigga art which make the nigga dodge all attacks

this nigga weaved all my hits

by Nigga Sage Mode October 6, 2019