Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

wait for it

An overused phrase intended to add a level of sarcastic suspense to a ― usually pointless ― event. Usually repeated at least twice in addition to dragging the words; especially "it" (waaiitt for itttt.... waaiitt for itttt....).

It used to be somewhat funny the first or second time you heard it. But anymore, there seems to be an abundance of people going out of there way to try to fit it in to their conversation, even when it doesn't fit. All of a sudden someone in the conversation will start saying, "wait for it... wait for it...," and you know it didn't belong in the conversation; they just wanted to use the phrase.

If you are going to use this phrase ― along with wearing a trucker hat and Heelies ― AT LEAST wait for a time in the conversation when it actually applies and is appropriate.

You and your friend are waiting for a call back from a hot girl from school.

You> When is she going to call?
Friend> Wait for it... wait for it...
Phone> *rings* ring ring ring ring ring... banana phone... *rings*

by THEJohnathan September 7, 2009

Baby waitress

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010

pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

by wr36 February 6, 2014

Wait-Boreding

The act of sitting patiently on your friend's boat while waiting for them to finish wake boarding so that you can get to the fun stuff that you originally came there for (drinking, inviting girls on the boat, cliff diving, floating in the water, etc...).

The party cove at the lake was fun last weekend. Unfortunately we didn't get there til late because we spent the first couple hours wait-boreding while John and his brother were taking turns riding their wake boards.

by Basil BB August 5, 2009

Waitwatcher

Someone who keeps saying wait, watch this, and never gets it right.

I was trying to leave but Jamaal kept saying "Dude, wait watch I'll get it this time, wait, wait, wait watch" Total Waitwatcher

by Shawn Taylor Alexander Black March 17, 2010