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James Wesley the third

Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
by OEididiiriekdkjdiekksks February 13, 2019
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Wesley

A perfect man. The most perfect in the history of ever. The literal and actual best.
Wesley is literally so perfect.
by Kimberlynawtkardashian February 17, 2022
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Wesley

A really white kid who is very annoying but you still tolerate him because he sometimes gives you snacks, and looks just like you, and is always talking about how important his dad is and how that makes him important too
Person 1: "That guy is so annoying"
Person 2: "Oh yeah that is Wesley"
Person 1:" That makes sense
by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 12, 2020
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A Wesley

A broke friend that has no money ever and always comes out with a fiver

He will never want to pay for anything
Your being a Wesley
by She hood October 27, 2022
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Wesley Weldman

A phrase synonymous with pure wit,wisdom and intelligence.In the country of Azerbaijan, it is a great honour to be called a Wesley Weldman
*A man called Tom has given an excellent speech*
Man:Wow did you hear that speech Tom gave?
Man 2:Yeah he seemed really Wesley Weldman the entire time.
by WesleyWeldmanFan January 18, 2021
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by uwelcome July 12, 2023
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Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
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