A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.
by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022
Get the Aunty Unclemug. by greekfreak01 December 6, 2016
Get the Uncle Marthamug. Uncle Colon is a man who has a detachable colon. Legend has it, that if you call his number (I don’t want to give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep.
If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.
Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.
Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.
Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.
Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
Person 1: Dang, I’m really craving some sesame seeds and ketchup right now.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
by The Crusty December 15, 2017
Get the Uncle Colonmug. She had the best evening imaginable, until she went to his room for a nightcap and tasted pumpkin while blowing him . Then his frat buddies jumped out of the closet with a camera and screamed " youve just got an uncle pricky".
by RThe Wick May 8, 2011
Get the uncle prickymug. When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.
The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."
Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
by Ironguild May 21, 2011
Get the English Unclesmug. penis..usually referred to as "uncle foamy" when a man becomes aroused or referring to something that would arouse them..
by zoe holl May 13, 2006
Get the uncle foamymug. Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!
by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009
Get the Uncle Rattlermug.