by Kpierce134 February 19, 2020
Get the Titty turfmug. by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006
Get the turf heedmug. When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
Get the Surf n' Turfmug. To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.
by Rat Zap November 28, 2019
Get the turfmug. 1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012
Get the Turf Derpmug.