tristan hannah

Douche canoe, he like to take big loads to the mouth, sometimes he says some pretty witty shit but mostly he just takes big loads to the mouth

Tristan Hannah takes big loads to the mouth

by Casey fucks like a beast May 6, 2019

Tristan bloyed

When someone owes you money but decides to still buy things instead of paying you back

1:Yo bro you got that money you owe me?
2:nah bro I just bought this hat I can’t pay you back rn
1: damn dude you just Tristan bloyed me

by Bdjakakfbhehaha October 18, 2021

Tristan Barnes

An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend

That person is a Tristan Barnes

by Eagle-man0 October 5, 2021

Tristan Abuse

The act of bullying or attacking a Tristan.

Dylan committed Tristan abuse.

by I speak da truth August 18, 2020

Tristan Thompson

A guy who cheated on his girlfriend while she was pregnant smh

"Did you hear, that Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian?"

by PlainPerson April 12, 2018

Tristan Torrance

A lung cancerous pothead who smokes 69 packs of smokes and has 11 vapes and has double lung cancer with a severe smoking problem, he even need a hat with a ceiling fan attached to his head

Hey let’s go and pull a “Tristan Torrance) tonight ,you are going to get goofed out of your mind’

by Hannalie Botes November 6, 2020

Tristan Dowden

A person who has never seen the light of day and stays inside all day and smells like feces because they don’t shower.

Hey you look and smell like Tristan Dowden

by shartmaster0909 December 8, 2019