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Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.
Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit
by torontosober February 11, 2025
mugGet the Toronto sobermug.

Toronto

We all hate Toronto’s construction.
by Dfhnxadhkljvdd September 2, 2022
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Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.
by TruCrimes January 27, 2024
mugGet the Toronto Personmug.

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.
Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad
by GuyFawks April 24, 2017
mugGet the Toronto Saladmug.

toronto

toronto has alot of gang shit
by stupid degenerate November 21, 2020
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Toronto

Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!
by Truth_is_harsh13 June 24, 2023
mugGet the Torontomug.

Toronto Maple Leafs

A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.
Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!
by TriggeringSportsFans August 7, 2022
mugGet the Toronto Maple Leafsmug.

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