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Tornado Kick

A Tornado Kick is pretty much a controlled chaos. it is a martial arts kick (TaeKwonDo) in which the artist turns 360 degrees and delivers a crushing blow to the opponents head.
guy who thinks hes tough: Hey dude wanna fight?

TaeKwonDo artist: No thats ok. i dont like fighting.

tough guy: *takes a swing at him*

TaeKwonDO: *blocks punch and knocks him on his ass by a tornado kick*

tough guy:*struggles to his feet, spits out some blood and teeth, and walks away crying to his mommy*
by IrritatedPsycho February 14, 2009
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TORNADO FACE

An extremely unattractive person, someone who looks like thier face was caught in a twister and barely survived.
Oh my god! That girl is jocking me, but no way! Did you check out her mug? tornado face, for real!
by Brittany T April 15, 2008
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Tornadomonsoon

A Phenomenom that occurs only in Atsugi Japan, when thunder storm conditions cause dark clouds hail, thunder, high winds, and rain, all while the sun is still shining.
Oh hell! Ya'll better roll up your window's... That tornadomonsoon is rolling in quick.
by Roberson June 12, 2006
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Tornadocannon

When one has a large build-up of air within the urethra, the individual's penis becomes a Tornadocannon and creates either 1. A long, droned out and squeaky dick-queef or 2. A series of multiple, choppy dick-queefs over a course of a few minutes. They are often loud and sound like someone farting with a very tight anus.
Guy 1: So earlier I got a serious Tornadocannon and it lasted ten minutes.
Guy 2: Why the fuck are you telling me this dude.
by The Stupid Canadian Kid. August 3, 2012
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tornado thursday

Tornado Thursday is when multiple friends like and comment on every post in a social network to annoy a single user with mass amounts of notifications at one time.
3 friends: On Tornado Thursday, Nick, Duane and Billy like and comment using the hash tag #TornadoThursday on a friend named Josh Maint's wall. Josh Maint then gets hit with a ton of notifications and his posts show up in other people's news feed again (commonly known as a bump).

Note: Bonus points if you like all the old comments in the post as you effectively hit every user who has commented on said users posts in the past.
by Hole May 31, 2015
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Tornado body

When your shape resembles a tornado
"Damn, that girl got a tornado body!"
by Black sous October 9, 2016
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tornado cunts

Its a rumble of cunts
Those girls are real tornado cunts
by Cuntasarus4 October 7, 2017
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