The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
by Lastson March 1, 2010
Get the Church Towermug. Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021
Get the The Horse Churchmug. man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.
by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012
Get the buck churchmug. When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
Get the church gaymug. When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
Get the church on the movemug. Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010
Get the Playboy a churchmug. by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009
Get the Churching for Goldmug.