Sam

someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.

guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*

by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023

Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)

Sam is very based alongside whim

by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022

Sam

he’s just a fucking bitch and is gay

person 1: his name is sam
person 2: ugh he sounds annoying

by samisanannoyingperson October 22, 2019

Sam

Sam is a kind, caring person who may lack in self confidence but has no negative affect on others. He is open to making friends and has been said to be quite funny. Sam is often considered smart but will never admit it as he does not like people to focus on him but more on them selves.

Sam

by Lllloooooollll November 2, 2019

Sam

Sam is one amazing guy/gal. They are both kind and funny and will gladly try and make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Their heart is very wholesome yet tender and fragile due to some messy breakups. Although Sam is generally very outgoing and happy to talk to whoever would like to hear, they're also very content alone and doing things by themself. They're a naturally introverted person despite their loud nature when they're around their friends. Alongside this, Sam has a very high guard when it comes to relationships but over time they let their guard down and spill their life story onto their girlfriend/boyfriend. This sometimes leads the boyfriend/girlfriend to feel overwhelmed and leave but a precious few stay alongside Sam and show them mutual support. Sam will give you unconditional love and ignore lots of red flags in a relationship despite identifying them quickly. They're a huge romantic and love to plan cute dates for the two of you to go on. Sam's marriage proposal will be so extravagant, it will be the proposal every teenage girl/guy dreams of. Sam is a massive fan of their hobby whether it's sports or it's knitting - they will always support and get excited by the thing they love.

I wish I could date a Sam.

by Shadowtaker December 19, 2020

Sam

Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.

"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"

by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020

Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."

I wish i could swing a bat like sam

by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020