TJ

The pure fucking embodiment of sexiness who is friends with benefits to a little man with split dyed hair who can't do shit for himself. Can do very nice impressions of hot skeleman, and is the definition of a malewife but better.

"Ay yo do you know TJ?"

"GRRRRR GGREGFASHDFTRAFSDTYFSHD *goes rabid*"

by aq3ro May 8, 2022

TJ

The type of nigga that everyone likes, he a smooth dude and he is the one person you would want with you in the trenches. Loyal, trustworthy, and loves white women.

I am TJ.

by MrMack808 September 4, 2022

Tj

Tj is a good looking guy ,he gets all of the girls ,and has a very social life.

He's super handsome , funny and loves his family alot ,and likes music.

Popular girl: hey bestfriend do you see Tj
popular girl 2: yes why
Popular girl: He's soooo freaking cute
Popular girl2: Yessss your right!

by Anonymous_73 October 23, 2020

Tj

Tj is very smexy 🤪 they are not to be fucked with. Most of the time the Tj is nice but if you get on their nerves a little too much they will not hesitate to hit you 😕
Most Tj’s are really sensitive and need reassurance.
If you hurt them I will chop your penis off 😘

-i wish I was Tj’s bae
-Tj is supah smex

by By Tj’s future bae November 21, 2021

TJ

My bitch

TJ, he’s my bitch.

by Ibswearin March 31, 2024

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

TJ

TJ once said “Wednesday is already tomorrow” and she has more quotes in her kitty. She is loving, sweet, and kind. But, beware of her “hang loose” gesture.

TJ is also sometimes an RJ

by Limo_cold December 23, 2021