Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.
I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.
by Thegohan December 11, 2010
Get the Scrambie Eggsmug. The words that come out of the mouth of any German that doesn't speak English well. Generally pronounced "not ze ielloo of ze ek"
A (american): *insert compliated English sentence here*
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
by Professional German Idiot Guy April 11, 2020
Get the Not the yellow of the eggmug. by Jerold April 12, 2008
Get the man eggsmug. A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
by TheBadVoice February 21, 2011
Get the Dog Eggsmug. "The Klansmen attacked African Americans in the Bowling Alley with baseball bats, while the Aggie decided to attack the bowling balls. When asked why, the Aggie said he wanted to "smash their Nigger Eggs".
by Missy Kens January 7, 2007
Get the Nigger Eggsmug. by j-love July 5, 2004
Get the Eggs on denimmug. A hard working, no shit-taking, lots of shit-talking, server that serves eggs to multiple people at one time in a busy Levittown diner.
by Diner server March 28, 2017
Get the Egg slingermug.