This is ALWAYS the answer to any "why" question asked to a technical support engineer.
The initial answer to ANY why question is ALWAYS, "Because fuck you, that's why".
The initial answer to ANY why question is ALWAYS, "Because fuck you, that's why".
Support Engineer: "Bro, I had this guy who kept asking why we don't document changes in the VPN client."
2nd Support Engineer: "What did you tell him? I get that question all the time"
Support Engineer: "I gave him the Roma answer.... For some reason, I got a negative survey score on that one. Go figure."
2nd Support Engineer: "What did you tell him? I get that question all the time"
Support Engineer: "I gave him the Roma answer.... For some reason, I got a negative survey score on that one. Go figure."
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42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know
Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
Get the The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything mug.Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
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