cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

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golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 28, 2013

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lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 September 21, 2015

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Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out

"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"

by Scruffy Clay August 16, 2014

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