Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
Get the The Protocols of the Alberts of Zionmug. Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.
by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008
Get the Waving a stick in the Albert Hallmug. by Albertsdaddyforever October 2, 2019
Get the Albert is big gay manmug. Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.
Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.
To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.
Oh, and you can't wear hats.
Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.
To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.
Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
by TheTeachersAreNiceThough November 5, 2012
Get the Albert Einstein High Schoolmug. Albert Leonard is a cool ass school. Mad bitches with fat asses 🍑 and big Tittes. Mad rich white kids , black kids , mixed kids , and Hispanics . There’s always fights, people always skipping class, smoking in the locker room and at lunch💀. This school be litt asf. We way better than dirty ass isaac they school a bunch of Treeshes🤣!
Only Albert Leonard Middle School kids got money
Why all the cute bitches in Albert Leonard Middle School bro
Why all the cute bitches in Albert Leonard Middle School bro
by Coolkidsonlygg March 12, 2019
Get the Albert Leonard Middle Schoolmug. An I love Albert is someone that is completely in love with someone. You cant think of anything els but this person, you love spending time with them and hate everysecond without them but you and that person dont get together, you act like you are a couple and do everything couples would do but dont call your self their boy/girlfriend.
by fickyeah March 16, 2012
Get the I love Albertmug. People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.
Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.
Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit
Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit
by chickfila January 15, 2018
Get the Albert Einstein High Schoolmug.