First World Problems

It's very easy to mis-interprate the definition of "First World Problems" but once you truly understand the pain you go through when your Wi-Fi wont work or your mum only gave you one lolly instead of two, you just dont give a fuck.

First World Problems: "I'm Hungry"
Third World Poblems "I'm Hungry"

First World Problems: "Muuuuuuuummmmm!! The fucking showers gone cold again!"

by Sk4llsRPG January 1, 2015

Big House Problem

When more than one person is over a house that is vast in size and one eventually leaves without the other because they assume they've already left due to the fact that they haven't run into each other in awhile.

George: "oh, you're still here!"
George" "your friend took off, she thought you left, so..."
Girl: "really?"
George: "that's what happens in a big house. It's called the big house problem."

by mashetee November 27, 2009

White kid problem

A problem that only wealthy (typically white) kids have. These problems tend to be trivial and annoying, as opposed to real problems, which can be life threatening (i.e. "I have no food."). Can be abbreviated to WKP, for easy use.

White kid: I have no place to smoke my weed.
Other kid: White kid problem.

White kid: My dad's mega-yacht isn't big enough!
Other kid: WKP

by moose77873 May 5, 2010

high class problem

A good problem to have.

Like Eddie's girlfriend wants to make love two or three times a day. Eddie's complaining that she won't leave him alone. His buddy says man, that's a high class problem.

by dabrew February 7, 2007

Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “

I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹

by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019

Miscellaneous dick problem

A woman in a relationship that likes to sleep around with various men.

Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.

Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.

by CJR8402 May 3, 2014

Universal Problem Solver

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009