Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen

Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.

by Come on Fwqwhgads February 18, 2016

Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.

“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”

by Paul Phinebaum June 04, 2021

tampon princess

Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period

O heather is such a Tampon Princess

by nnuus February 10, 2019

tampon treat

When you don’t know what your Gf is allergic to, so you bail on snacks and buy her period pads and tampons instead because the thicker they are the happier the girl will be.

Honey, I got you a Tampon treat. You’re welcome :)

by Dentor February 17, 2020

Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.

I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.

by Tampon snapback June 28, 2019

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 08, 2023

Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.

Tameem is a Tampon baby!

by Jijovo September 16, 2022