tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

Leather Tampon

1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.

Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.

by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020

tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.

Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.

by kidfixie May 01, 2018

tampon princess

Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period

O heather is such a Tampon Princess

by nnuus February 10, 2019

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 07, 2022

temporary tampon

What you call your penis when your girlfriend is on her period and you have sex.

I played temporary tampon with my girlfriend last night and it was gross

by slackersgirl2015 January 09, 2015