a babe in the woods

a defenseless person; a naive, young person

He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005

fungal wood

A stinky penis

“Man your penis is stinky Logan!” “Yeah I know I got fungal wood

by Lil daddio9 December 16, 2017

Back-Wooded

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

by Phillphd July 31, 2013

Oliver Wood

The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.

My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.

by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021

Otto Wood

Otto Woods is from Texas and is a drummer in the band Waterparks. He has an Instagram account but hates the internet, he doesn’t have a twitter. Sometimes during a live show he would switch spots with Awsten Knight (Lead singer in band Waterparks) and sing and Awsten would play the drums.

Hey, have you seen Otto Wood?
Look! Its Otto wood singing!

by Melanie Martinez k-12 September 12, 2020

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base

lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.

by 420NoscopeBlazeboi March 20, 2018