The opposite of a whore face.
I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face
When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face
When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face
by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014
 Get the wife facemug.
Get the wife facemug. by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
 Get the Cunt-Wifemug.
Get the Cunt-Wifemug. A woman who simply wants a man for a “title” to be called “wifey “. But her man the husband of all hoes & stays cheating on her . Wifey has no money and is a dummy bitch who gets circles ran on her while she home like a slave to cook, clean & babysit . Her pussy is trash & head game is weak. She portrays a fake happy life online but deep down is miserable cuz she’s stuck & has nothing going for herself; no goals, no money has no ambition but be the perfect doormat for her hubby’s disposal like a goofy ass bitch . Weak wives let their hubby’s have babies on them , multiple hoes on the side & still she remains like the proud clown she is .
by TrueSpitta June 15, 2020
 Get the Weak wifemug.
Get the Weak wifemug. by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 November 28, 2018
 Get the Lane Wifemug.
Get the Lane Wifemug. by baddiejojox July 4, 2021
 Get the hoosoo's wifemug.
Get the hoosoo's wifemug. 1. A socialite, dressed primarily in haute couture labels. 
2. Armani suits are currently the top male line of "power suits". So a woman married to one of these top executives, would be an "Armani Wife", she's married to a man in an expensive designer suit. He's one of her little accessories.
*I suppose you could also be a Chanel wife or a Dior Wife.
2. Armani suits are currently the top male line of "power suits". So a woman married to one of these top executives, would be an "Armani Wife", she's married to a man in an expensive designer suit. He's one of her little accessories.
*I suppose you could also be a Chanel wife or a Dior Wife.
by To carpensi from advisor October 9, 2007
 Get the Armani wifemug.
Get the Armani wifemug. A female gym buddy who is super cute, athletic, and a boss lady in the gym but isn't your actual girlfriend because she can deadlift and squat more than you.
by Yogibear1896 October 10, 2017
 Get the Gym wifemug.
Get the Gym wifemug.