Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.
Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit
by torontosober February 11, 2025
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Toronto

Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!
by Truth_is_harsh13 June 24, 2023
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Toronto Tight Taco

This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.
Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.
by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018
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Blacks In Toronto

Blacks, also referred to as niEEgero%% are high in the Toronto area. Here is a list of blacks in Toronto.

Agusi, Willaims - Age 23 - Telephone number 647-983-0921
Amblessed, Kalechi - Age 17 - DECEASED (Due to various brutalities)
Adam, oobwemmoobwem - Age TBD - Dope Slanger
Billy - DECEASED
Queen - Daughter of Princess
Hey Blacks in Toronto!
Yeah read the list!
by SeanClarkHereatJersey December 8, 2021
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The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
by Booby42 September 21, 2023
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Toronto Mudpie

A person squats above someone else's chest and proceeds to defecate on their chest, trying their best to stack the shit as high as possible.
"Yo John!"

"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"
by BloodboundCentral January 10, 2025
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Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!
Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021
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