net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

Net Warrior

people that talk crap or insult people online. that will never say anything like that face to face.

online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything

by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009

UGC NET

University Grants Commission National Eligibility Test. It is held twice in a year in Bharat at which candidates's qualification for Junior Research Fellowships and Lectureships are tested thoroughly. Also, it's the biggest national–level exam conducted all over Bharat.

Clearing UGC NET exam is a dream come true for many Bharatiya students.

by typical Indian October 6, 2023

net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money

Bernie Sanders is a net jew

by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017

fro net

A hair net for a bushy, perm-like growth.

Jules: God damn, what's up with that hair?
Tony: Chill Jules, it's been in a fro net all night.

by Saso, formerly Ron March 19, 2010

net abuser

A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.

You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."

by Gina G8 February 13, 2010