Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 17, 2022

Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

throat submarine

when a woman won’t take her meds and her man has to help, it goes like this.. a man puts a pill in his weenie hole then deep throats his lady, when the big boy white serum is about to be launched he holds it in her throat forcing down the pill.

last night she wouldn’t take her add pills so i had to throat submarine her.

by 2-LayZ March 21, 2022

muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer April 04, 2016