steamin my lid

When someone adds steam to their buds to appear fresh when in fact they are stale and old. Mold may appear on buds b/c of the moisture.

That friggin bix was steamin my lid with this old ass, moldy chronic

by Gfunkera January 12, 2008

Stealing

Stealing is putting your butt on someones face

"you can't do that, that's stealing someone elses art."

by Lying September 29, 2018

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

by How1dare1you September 1, 2018

screaming mongolian

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.

Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang

by The real Biker August 19, 2009

Screaming Penguin

When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.

After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.

by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010