When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.
(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.
by A Little Puerto Rican Boy May 16, 2020
Get the Pull A Spidermanmug. The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024
Get the Spidermanmug. A sex move where the male and female are having sex in doggy style, The man quickly pulls out and cums in his hand, the female then proceeds to turn around to see why he pulled out early, when she does this the male "shoots" his cum out from his hand.
I went out to a bar and this chick wouldn't stop asking for anal, i took her home and gave her the Spiderman.
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
Get the Spidermanmug. Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
by HandHelper January 7, 2016
Get the Whacky Spidermanmug. by thorhateslily September 26, 2017
Get the Spidermanmug. by uhdbuysjgdwq8igduhwiqd December 12, 2021
Get the Spidermaningmug. When a woman put's herself in a crab formation upside down and proceeds to suck him off while balancing on one hand
Or
Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up
Made by shannay day
Or
Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up
Made by shannay day
How did last night go ?
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
by Gingerlogic March 2, 2022
Get the Spidermanmug.