A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.
by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021
by baldski August 03, 2020
When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
by Lily Spunkface November 04, 2011
A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.
(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.
by A Little Puerto Rican Boy May 16, 2020
The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
by Llewelyn Dowd June 05, 2024