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solar eclits

The act of blacking out because several large black women have forced cunnilingus by sitting on your face.
"Dude did you see Larry get his face smothered by those sistahs?"

"Yeah, lucky bastard I've always wanted a solar eclits." cunnilingus sistas sistahs face rape
by Clitcammander April 22, 2017
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solearla

From the latin 'solesus'. Being a psycho.
Can you just not solearla? It's creepy.
by loqo June 13, 2017
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Solar System

A gravitationally bound system of the Sun and all the things that orbit it, there is one star, 8 planets, (used to be 9 (with Pluto) but considered to be a dwarf planet in 2006.) and 5 dwarf planets recognized by the IAU.

In prehistoric times, the first 7 planets (including Luna, our moon.) and the Sun were discovered. In the Copernican system, the Moon was considered to be no longer a planet. Luna was originally thought to be the only body in the system whose revolution was not centered on the Sun. The next 2 planets, Uranus (yuhr-uh-nus) and Neptune, weren't discovered until 1781, when Uranus was discovered, and 1846, when Neptune was discovered. Many of Jupiter's (Galilean moons) and Saturn's moons were discovered during the 1600s. In 1787, Uranus' first two moons, Titania and Oberon were discovered. 2 years later, Saturn has two more moons discovered. In 1801, Ceres was finally discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi, After Neptune was discovered in 1846, in the same year, Neptune's moon (Triton) was found. 2 years later, a moon of Saturn has been found. In 1851, Uranus has two more moons. In 1877, the two moons of Mars were finally founded by Asaph Hall. Years later, a moon of Jupiter and a moon of Saturn was discovered. Going to the 1900s, 4 more moons of Jupiter were found. Then in 1930, Pluto was found! But later on in 2006, after 76 years, Pluto was now considered a dwarf planet. Most of the dwarf planets were found in the 21st century.
Teacher: Today, were gonna be talking about our Solar System.
Students: Ok, I see were gonna be talking about space....
Teacher: Tommorow, we are going to the museum to talk about events that happened in space.
by LGK Artz July 19, 2017
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Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.
by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018
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Solarsands

a youtuber best known for his rants and his "browsing deviantart" series, where he looks up interesting artworks(or literature, but that rarely happens) and puts his commentary over them with some minor, yet effective editing here and there, he is also the most popular deviantart-related ranter on youtube with over 180,000 subscribers and counting.
person:"Oh cool, Solarsands uploaded a video." *clicks on video*
Solarsands (on video):"Hello every person who happened to click on this video, my name is Solarsands and today we are browsing (insert interesting art topic here) on deviantart, lets get started."
by Nintara September 14, 2017
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Solarflare

A sexual term, when yellow dye is added to a woman's vagina and a very high RPM sex toy is used to make her squirt quickly.
We had to replace the wallpaper after I made her solarflare during sex last night
by LilShotdog December 16, 2017
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Solar Flare

The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.
by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 29, 2018
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