Soda Drunk

The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.

I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.

by Hatt[E] Hattington July 1, 2015

The Soda Machine

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

by Magnus69 April 12, 2008

sandwich and a soda

Based on the song "Sandwich and a soda" by Tamia, Sandwich and a soda means for a female to receive oral by her partner and cum (squirt) in their face. The sandwich being their vagina and the cum to be the soda.

Person 1: So, what did you and Eric do last night?
Person 2: Oh! He and I watched a movie and then I gave him a sandwich and a soda.

Lyrics: If you wanna ride these curves, hop on this Chevy nova. And if you gonna drive with nerve
baby I'm gon' be your chauffeur. See I can make you feel good love and when it's all over
I'mma fluff your pillow baby, bring you a sandwich and a soda.

by teeheebuddy July 24, 2016

Soda Chest

The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.

Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."

by xBigg_Mike February 23, 2019

soda vulture

A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)

office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...

office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!

by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008

Soda-masochist

The special fondness for extra carbonated beverages that burn your throat.

"He REALLY likes McDonalds Sprite. Hes a soda-masochist."

by PMS November 28, 2021

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016