turkey stuffing

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )

Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.

by The L town Kids July 20, 2008

Tail Sniffing

When you are driving and the person driving behind you is riding your ass, but won't pass you. AKA "Tail-Gating"

The douche in the porsche behind me today was tail sniffing.

by G-Rilla August 2, 2010

Cum sniffing dog

A dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out cum so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you.

He's got a cum sniffing dog.

by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010

Snuffling

Finding out if your friends crush likes them back.

Person 1 - Will you find out if Dave likes me?
Person 2 - This will require some snuffling

by tweety-girl san November 13, 2011

Double Stuffing

When fucking a pregnant woman with a girl on the way, thereby fucking her in the process.

Steve: Hey, you see that chick over there?
Justin: Who? The pregnant one?
Steve: Yeah dude, she's pretty hot.
Justin: Man, I'd really love to give her a double stuffing.

by BisonMemorabilia January 9, 2013

the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

by rimlover October 30, 2010

Bush stuffing

Whe a man eats out a grose asian woman with pubic hairs that range from one halph inch to three inches long. The hairs must also be bushy and or really dirty and hasnt been washed in over two weeks.

I went to china town and some girl asked me if i wanted to go bush stuffing with her.

by Mpb1916 December 14, 2010