shipping people

Shipping anime characters is definitely better

Definition is nothing you should do shipping people is basically saying 2 people should be in love

by Hey yo peep May 24, 2021

Tawlet Sniping

While using a public restroom, when somebody isn't in close enough proximity to claim a tawlet, but you know they're heading that way; you quickly reach that tawlet before they do and claim it as your own.

Bob: "Dude, I totally tawlet sniped some dude in the bathroom at work. He was standing 4 feet from it texting, but I snagged it!"
Jim: "You tawlet sniping bastard!"

by FattyWantTwinky July 13, 2011

Ginger Snapping

The inter-racial act of a ginger getting it on with a non ginger.

Oh man, I caught Gary ginger snapping in the kitchen last week!

by wjaa23 February 26, 2012

slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

Double-Snapping

Verb:

The act of accidentally taking 2 pictures when only meaning to take one. This is often followed by a ton of people becoming really pissed off because they dropped out of their poses and therefore the second picture looks terrible.

Person 1: Excuse me sir can you take a picture of us?

Person 2: Sure no problem. (Double-Snaps)

Person 1: Damnit I probably look like an idiot in the second one! Nice going ass hole. I asked for one picture and you end up Double-Snapping

by Ike Nwamgbe September 25, 2011

Shipping

A romantic pairing between two fictional or real life people usually in a fandom or fan base.

omg I love shipping Dan and Phil!

by teakind aka phan trash #1 September 13, 2016

skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005