Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

Triangle of Silence

When your trying to rub one out, you dont' want anyone to know.
While in bed with a comforter on you, make a triangle with both your legs, making a prism of silence to pleasure yourself.

Hov and Atomica were around in my room last night, I while I wanted to rub one out, lucky I was in the triangle of silence, they had no idea.

by mattysdruid May 22, 2020

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Silence Of The Lambs

1. A popular horror movie about a young F.B.I. cadet has to use the the help of an incarcerated and manipulative cannibal killer to help catch another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.
2. See "Pit Guy" popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Ted wants to get even with his old professor that he is going to Silence of the Lambs him

by scpalmetto August 13, 2024

what a silencer

when someone tells a bad joke that isnt funny

talon says "and your mom is ugly" Cougar says "what a silencer" everyone else agrees. gets a laugh out of the person saying what a silencer instead of the actaul joke

by coug a loug March 24, 2011

Silence

When all noises stop. When all you hear is nothing. Nothing. Silence means no noise. No sound. Not even breathing. Not even noises that humans are unable to hear.

People will say that they enjoy 'silence', but they really mean 'quiet'. Quiet is calming, tranquil. SILENCE is TORTURE. Silence is death. Silence is nothing. Silence is... the end.
We will never achieve silence. Unless existence... all of existence... everything that exists... perishes. When everything ends, we will truly achieve silence.

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a giant remote that controlled all of the happenings of the world so that someone could just press the mute button and silence the world so that nothing could be heard by any of the creature of the world, not even with hearing aids and even some friendly giant with big ears wouldn't be able to hear anything?

The Creature:...Yes?

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating

It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015