Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.
Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.
by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017
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Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
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Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
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In film, a car in a tunnel when observed from outside the tunnel, the tunnel would be the Schrodingy as the car's position cannot be defined.
An object in a film or videogame that is teleported when the viewer is not looking; the area it is hidden in would be a Schrodingy.
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