seal show

When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.

That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends.

by The Angriest Dragon March 5, 2009

ho show

Referring to a female who is going out tonight, ie. high heels, fishnet stockings, too short skirt and a layer of make-up so thick you can't even tell what race she is. Wanna try herpes? She's your girl.

See Show

1st person: man, did you see that... what a ho show,
2nd person: Dude, thats my mom.

by thatsagiven September 14, 2007

Samir Show

The Samir Show is a stupid trendy show run by Jessica.com, Samir is a stupid evil person and Jessica is also a stupid person under Samir's control, Lizzy is a weirdo, and Dut Pattel is a dumbfuck.

Person 1: I watched Samir Show last night
Person 2: Was it bad?
Person 1: Yes, its retarded.

by freshsamir June 6, 2019

The Jinjo Show

A youtube show created by a teenager characterizing himself as "Jinjo," running a show in a similar style to The Colbert Report or The Daily Show. The Jinjo Show usually covers some headlines and a main topic during each show. As of october 2009 there have been 25 Jinjo Shows, the most recent one coming out june 30th. Jinjo usually is the main character in the show, though sometimes there will be a reoccuring actor in an episode, with either a brief cameo or a secondary role.

Blimey! The Jinjo Show's about to start!
(The original line said at the start of the Jinjo Show)

by TheJinjoShow October 25, 2009

coat show

Exuberant display of your resplendent coat of fur meant to impress and let people know how cool you are.

That seal just put on a great coat show!

by kyprtr September 7, 2018

Trunk Show

1. Used to describe a meat sale out of the back of someones trunk, typically loads of mackerel from anywhere in Nova Scotia. (See: Mustard Tiger or Phil Collins)
2. A sexual innuendo inyerendo referring to the admittance of a rear entry to the fuck party you are about to have with your significant other.

1. Hey babe, want to have a trunk show later? Just snagged a bunch of mackerel! Gonna make some chedda!
2. Hey babe, want to have a trunk show later? That ass is looking penetrable today!

by Zort4Lyfe January 2, 2020

show improver

somebody who's steppin' their game up and showin' off and showin' out like it ain't been done before

Guy 1: Yo dog, Ricky Rozay stepped onto the scene goin' harder than before!
Guy 2: Yeah, especially when he started doin' collabo's with Trina the Diamond Princess. They bring it hard with the swagg, pushin' Porsches while they poppin tags. They be eatin!
Guy 1: Fo sho, brah, they some real show improvers goin' ham on 'em!

by mrmiked May 6, 2011