God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 07, 2021

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands

Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.

by Jetzke February 12, 2020

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

scissor witches

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Those girls are scissor witches

by Burn Ferguson May 18, 2018

Scissor beak

Scissor beaks

South if concord New Hampshire is scissor beak territory

by Pse540 March 22, 2021

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013