Anti-Samite

Someone who only listens to Roth-era Van Halen and rejects the Sammy Hagar years.

I’m a longtime anti-Samite — those Van Hagar albums suck donkey dick.

by Walter Perkiss February 28, 2026

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

Doing a Samrat

To be a soppy sensitive grownup and complain a lot 🥺

‘Oh Sammyrat, stop doing a Samrat…’

by Beaaaaa1 April 30, 2024