Sailor Moon Abridged

A brilliant parody of the 90’s anime Sailor Moon, in which the SMA crew (megami33, krisrix, roll002, maxskate2001, whipofalchemy, and judgement915) uses their own brand of humor to tell the story of Sailor Moon with only minor changes to the storyline. Some fan favorites include: bulimic Serena/Sailor Moon, EMO Raye/Sailor Mars, incoherent Amy/Sailor Mercury, transsexual Lita/Sailor Jupiter, and Zoycite… the gender-confused alien.

The SMA crew has gained in popularity as they continue to put out more episodes, and they have even begun releasing merchandise for rabid fans. From bored college students to amazingly hilarious voice actors, the SMA crew has earned their place in YouTube history.

Bored college student 1: "I'm gonna watch Sailor Moon!"
Bored college student 2: "Fuck that, I'm gonna watch Sailor Moon Abridged!"
Bored college student 1: "What's that?"
Bored college student 2: "That same thing you're watching... only better!"

by taekwondoangel1 August 5, 2009

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

Sailor's Breakfast

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.

Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."

by Caderade24 March 1, 2011

fair-weather sailor

See fair-weather friend. Someone who is agreeable only when the prevailing conditions are pleasant. Unreliable when the going gets rough.

Ken Stratton is not a fair-weather sailor

by Greggy1 June 6, 2010

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg

A bad ass, mo fo, biatch from the kid's book Scuppers the Sailor Dog by Margret Wise Brown who sails the deep green sea having many righteous adventures.

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg popped a cap in yo pirate ass.

by Bin Der Dun Dat October 17, 2008

Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

by B. Griffith November 11, 2004