Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.

“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

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Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

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saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

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Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

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Black saddle

A wild, no-holds-barred ride that leaves you sore in all the right places. Whether it’s a night of reckless debauchery at the bar or an unforgettable session in the bedroom, if you wake up feeling like you’ve been through a rodeo, you’ve just taken a Black Saddle.

“Dude, what happened last night?”
“Man, I hit the Black Saddle hard… still walking funny.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

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