Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.

"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."

by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019

Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

Berry sneeze

When a lady is on her flow and sneezes. Fucking bloody nightmare.

When someone with a cold starts sassing,

"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"

Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"

by Someonehad2 January 9, 2018

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017

Gamer Sneeze

When you sneeze while recording or in voice chat and it blows out peoples ears.

*ACHOO*
"Fuck dude, you just blew out my headphones!"
"You just Gamer Sneezed on."

by MattieCake May 1, 2017

sneezing on the dog

What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick

"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."

by cbreitenfeldt98 November 24, 2017

Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

by Tajdæ July 9, 2016